[Ground_Level]

Thought i would add these up.. to have a laugh Injoy

You know your a Rotary Owner when:

Your Happy you didn't get towed home!

You keep spare rear tyres in the garage

Your wife refuses to get in the car, cause she gets out smelling like petrol (big ports, I love them)

Your man enought to drive a wankel

When all u do at work is pretend 2 be a rotor

When petrol station attendants start recognising you

When you start getting letters in the mail from the RTA warning you about low demerit points

When the EPA writes to you, just to check up on how your car is going and invites you over so they can have a look

When your neighbours no longer talk to you since you bought a rotor

You look inside ANY enginebay and think "you could rotorize that SSOOOOO easily

Your parents/missus can hear you coming home from a cruise and opens the garage door so you can shut it off ASAP and dont wake the neighbors

[Ven3li]

When your friends know you've been for drive cause they can smell you.

When you have spare spark plugs and a spark plug wrench in your door consul at all times.

Your friends don't let you drive there cars any more because you think it's normal to drive around at a constant 5,000rpm

Your friends call you as soon as you leave your house to ask where your going cause they hear your car start up

[BenJaman]

When your on a first name basis with the dude at the local servo.

[GFUNK]

people call the cops and report gunshots in the steet but turns out all they heard was you doin keybangers

[Feisty_180]

when a small group of hippies gathers outside your house every morning to protest you singlehandedly destroying the ozone layer...

[LewyTheFlyS13]

when you post three times in a row in the one thread



EDIT: aww BenJaman edited his triple post

[kiasu]

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when a small group of hippies gathers outside your house every morning to protest you singlehandedly destroying the ozone layer...

rotaries are nothing compared to those monster v8's..

still only 1.3litre or 1.2 or 2.0.. LOL

[knightrousoxide]

When you realise that the more boost you put in, the more apex seals come out... And happily live with it....

[(Locky)]

you enjoy the sound of your neighbours cutting there grass beacuse its a sound you can relate to

[Ground_Level]

When ur mother tells you to shut the car off down the road before coming home..

[Meleenie]

When you post to a thread like this!!

[Victory-Spec]

When you like lumpy mash potatoes.

When your petrol gauge moves down as fast as your tacho moves up.

When your talking about your car you do hecktic rotor sounds.

When you not a all stealth.

[dorift180]

When 12A and 10A is not a Bra/cup size

You mimick the sound of a rotor when you talk about it in conversations .... brap brap brap brrraaaaappp..brap...brap !!!

[JDM014]

you have more money to burn than sense

[the collector]

when you buy spares for a project car you dont have yet
when you put oil in your petrol tank
when you have spare mufflers at home just in case
cheers

[51CAZ]

these r good....someone should compile them all at the end into one definitive list.

[replikar]

when all ur mates complain about you warming your car up everytime before you go for a drive..

when you go through more juice than a winery...

when you are on a first name basis with the local preffered petrol attendant and asking for discount..

when you cop brap brap bang jokes where ever you go.

when you push your car up and down your driveway rather than start it to move it.

when people that dont know anything about cars start asking you about the number of rebuilds you've had.

when you premix your fuel at the servo.

when you worry about the number of km you drive and how it affects your apex seal wear.

This post has been edited by replikar: 03 March 2008 - 05:52 PM

[51CAZ]

You know I really do know the name of my local petrol station attendant!

lol

bruce always has a chat to me when I'm fillin up teh RX 3 times a week

[Victory-Spec]

51CAZ, on Mar 3 2008, 06:22 PM, said:

You know I really do know the name of my local petrol station attendant!

lol

bruce always has a chat to me when I'm fillin up teh RX 3 times a week

HAHHA holy shit 3 times a week. How much driving are you doing ? Or are you only putting in like $20 every time you go ?

[51CAZ]

haha nah i drive bout 600k's a week in the thing

its fun though
these days @ an $80 odd fill up...its costin a mint!~

[haikii]

shizenhausen! so youre getting about 200kms a tank?

[51CAZ]

haikii, on Mar 8 2008, 08:10 AM, said:

shizenhausen! so youre getting about 200kms a tank?

nah to be honest I usually have the third fill to last me thru the weekend and early next week, so it gets me arounndddd 350 k's a tank I think.
Still a fair bit of petrol used though

but I love it

[kiasu]

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when you push your car up and down your driveway rather than start it to move it.

can relate to this very well..its a lot easier to push with the 5 point cage though

[havik7]

man love rotors there unique

[Hekler]

lol, I love the smelling like petrol one.

Also, I always say, "Could fit a rotor in that easy."

[BenJaman]

51CAZ, on Mar 3 2008, 03:52 PM, said:

You know I really do know the name of my local petrol station attendant!

Hehe I wonder how many ppl they actually remember...

I'm not on a first name basis at my BP, but I haven't told them what pump im on in about 6 months. And through summer I always got updates on how many chickies had been through that day (i live near the beach).

[nvmyre]

i laugh when petrol prices go up .....cos my rotors broken ...i think to myself just saved myself $150 today ......better put that towards fixing it so i can whinge about how much it costs me to run my car too......


oh i love starting it in the garage and smelling it ....mmmmmmm damn sexy ......
i love cruising the esplanade and getting text messages saying damn man that thing smells like a fukin sprint car what you running it on .......oh yeah baby premix race castor fuel combo ........

[havik7]

nvmyre, on May 7 2008, 12:21 PM, said:

i laugh when petrol prices go up .....cos my rotors broken ...i think to myself just saved myself $150 today ......better put that towards fixing it so i can whinge about how much it costs me to run my car too......


oh i love starting it in the garage and smelling it ....mmmmmmm damn sexy ......
i love cruising the esplanade and getting text messages saying damn man that thing smells like a fukin sprint car what you running it on .......oh yeah baby premix race castor fuel combo ........

ahahahaha as u give it some throttle and back of as you come to the lights to a halt you smell the sweetness in the fuel..... optimax is what i noticed smelled like i was like wtf first time i noticed

[MAztinA 323]

when u photoshop something like this



even tho i own a sil...

[BenJaman]

That pic is awesome ahaha